Moments ago, I received a press release that caused me to snort Diet Pepsi Max directly into my brain. I can still feel the bubbles in my cerebral cortex.
Dude, somebody has invented an arm girdle!!! You pull on these compression sleeves and it squishes your arm fat into submission. Forget annoying exercise, healthy eating, or lowering your body fat. You don't need any of that. Step right up and get some SAUSAGE CASINGS for your arms!
::Boggle::
What do you think of this? Would you wear it? Because they said they would SEND ME SOME to review. That's the last thing I saw before I spilled my Pepsi and slid out of my chair laughing. Wait; let's see what they say. Oh, it's like liposuction for your arms, but without surgery. It naturally "nips & tucks." OMG, listen to this. "Most women today don't have time to eat right and exercise regularly. With hectic schedules, career demands and high cost of living, women need an easier solution. FLABuLESS was created to allow women to wear styles and trends that they otherwise would not have considered."
Give me a moment to collect myself. LOL
I suppose that if you're already working out and eating right but you're not quite there yet, and you want to wear something uber-sleek and clingy, maybe shapewear for your arms isn't completely retarded. It can't be comfortable though, can it? I picture myself spinning around trying to chew my arms off like a dog with a new Halti harness.
I eagerly await your thoughts on this matter.
